Monday, December 1, 2008

Welcome to the club

I just paid another fee into the club of total pwnage. For those of you who don't live on computers, that means that I just got the receiving end of some shit. I had a part in that shit and it was wonderful but now things are all going lots of different ways.

As a lot of stories go, this one involves two women and one man. Their names and identities are withheld to protected the condemned.

One was an ex-gf, and one was a friend of the ex. There was some sleepin', seducin', and general debauchery goin' on, among things not fit to mention.

Needless to say, it all came crashing down hard with the man a victim of his own desire (first time for everything, hah!), and the women both victims of their own petty rivalries. Mutually assured destruction created mutual destruction.

There is a certain poetry to doing something really really dumb. Among that, ideally a certain amount of pain.

The whole situation just seems pretty contrived, really. I might also mention that the ex spent the night at the new boyfriend's house. And yet she was so angry about things in the morning.

The guy was seduced. A beautiful woman shows up at 12:30 at night at the house and what? You think the guy, who is not dating anyone, is going to just chill? Seduction rocks! Yay!

If anyone wants to try seducing me, btw, please, don't hold back. Furthermore, don't be surprised by the consequences.

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